User:Alistair

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This be me. --Alistair 21:33, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

Android Stuff

GSAM Battery Monitor Pro Permissions

  1. Turn on USB debugging in the Android Developer options.
  2. Connect to PC.
adb devices
    Verify that device is listed

adb -d shell pm grant com.gsamlabs.bbm.pro android.permission.BATTERY_STATS

PC Stuff

Not politically correct, you should know me enough for that!


Women

if ($hasPenis || $hadPenis || $intendsToHavePenis) { gtfo(); }
else if (!isLegalInThisLocality() || $age < 18) { checkBackWhenLegal(); }
else if ($isUndergradStudent) { checkBackAfterGraduation(); }

$rating = visualInspection();//0-10; 10 being theoretically impossible based only upon looks in the Alistair scoring system, get it? scoring? hehe
if (hunts()) { $rating++; }
if (fishes()) { $rating++; }

// Kid based adjustment
if ($numKidsStillAtHome > 0) {
    $rating -= ($numKidsStillAtHome-1) * 3;// Yeah yeah I'll take grief for this one
}

if ($rating < 6) { return false; }

return true;